Humans are cancer of this planet.
"REAL MEN DON’T RAPE!!!!!!!!11111!!111111!"
props my chin on my hands. stares u down. except they DO and that’s the fucking PROBLEM and trying to attack rape culture by using macho heteronormativity to shame dudes into not raping for fear of damaging their man cred (??????) rather than like, destroying attitudes that present women as sexual objects is like
not …. a solid strategy
What happens if you pour molten aluminum into an ant hill.
The internal monologue that goes on whenever I cave to junk food.
My life by the numbers:
I haven’t talked to Anthony in a week
My period is 11 days late
I got 3 hours of sleep last night
I’m glad that Bilbo Baggins exists
Because in the book, the dude was pretty firmly middle aged when his crazy-ass adventure started
He was settled down in the house that belonged to his parents and had done precisely jack shit with his life
It gives me hope that maybe some nutcase wizard will eventually show up and be like yo
you’re a burglar now
don’t even care that you didn’t roll rogue homie we got dragons to slay and kingdoms to save
So I’m sure you recognize this as one of the epic moments from “The Prince of Egypt” where we see the super majestic whale as they cross through the Red Sea. However I noticed just one little issue: whale tales don’t move from side to side, they move up and down. And then it hit me, that’s not a whale. That’s not a whale. It’s a motherfucking SHARK. A BIG ASS MEGALODONIAN SHARK. WAITING IN THE WATER TO EAT THE PHARAOH’S SOLDIERS. Goddamn, Dreamworks.
I feel like school isn’t even about learning anymore, it’s about getting good grades
bobs burgers is an example of how fucking funny things can be when yoU ACTUALLY UTILIZE YOUR FEMALE CHARACTERS FOR COMEDY INSTEAD OF HAVING THEM STAND THERE ROLLING THEIR EYES
DO YOU SEE